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Professors hate this one writing trick!

Professors hate this one writing trick!
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
Fresh pressed apple juice.
Fresh pressed apple juice.
Beware, the vacuum.
Beware, the vacuum.
Dieting
Dieting
One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us!
Dear mom and dad
Dear mom and dad
It’s only twice a year…
It’s only twice a year…
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
This is getting saucy.
This is getting saucy.
My wife is so much better looking than me…
My wife is so much better looking than me…
Dog Shower Thoughts
Dog Shower Thoughts
Sign+held+by+a+student+at+a+school+walkout
Sign held by a student at a school walkout
My+boyfriend+is+real+sweet.
My boyfriend is real sweet.
Flyin+somewhere%3F
Flyin somewhere?
Get+baked+at+400+degrees+for+18+to+22+minutes%2C
Get baked at 400 degrees for 18 to 22 minutes,
Join the conversation
La+belch
La belch
Your+guide+to+Joe+Biden
Your guide to Joe Biden
88+MPH
88 MPH
Gotta+protec+that+noggin%26%238230%3B
Gotta protec that noggin…
He+did+it+for+you.
He did it for you.
Blind+dog+crosses+the+street+with+the+help+of+his+guide+dog
Blind dog crosses the street with the help of his guide dog
How+have+I+missed+this+for+so+long%3F
How have I missed this for so long?
One+of+us.+ONE+OF+US.
One of us. ONE OF US.