Righteous photobomb.

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

you cicada be kidding me!

this is how many sides a circle has

toast and butter is an everyday phase

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos