*knocks on wood*

time zones now exist block to block and house to house

Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already

interesting restaurant review

bates motel – take a shower at your own risk

bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest

What are you thoughts on Clerks 3? Are you interested at all?

if only they had done a high school musical and breaking bad crossover event!

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?

“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny

The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote

The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future

zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count