demon doggie

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

â‚¿ Life.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Keep the sea at bay.

I could watch this news…

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

When you are too good at being dad

Until next time.

A fisherman’s life for me.

Resist contemptible people.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

But you said it was freeeee

The Oregon Apocalypse