Dialogue of a cat.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

dead batteries free of charge

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question