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Dear Microwave, WTF?

Dear Microwave, WTF?
Presidents and their dogs*.
Presidents and their dogs*.
Please don’t tempt me, lady.
Please don’t tempt me, lady.
Where would Dwigt put the got damn grapes, though?
Where would Dwigt put the got damn grapes, though?
The fire hose covers in Tokyo are neat.
The fire hose covers in Tokyo are neat.
I don’t think so, Tim.
I don’t think so, Tim.
You just gave the gift of pupper, ma’am.
You just gave the gift of pupper, ma’am.
Fishing for airplanes.
Fishing for airplanes.
Regular sized chipmunks in ordinary sized chairs eating nuts, probably.
Regular sized chipmunks in ordinary sized chairs eating nuts, probably.
Yeah, Mr/s. Scientist, bitch!
Yeah, Mr/s. Scientist, bitch!
The Mississippi flag being run onto the field, 2020
The Mississippi flag being run onto the field, 2020
Librarians are teople poo, allegedly.
Librarians are teople poo, allegedly.
mine³
mine³
The Christmas spirit is strong …
The Christmas spirit is strong …
The electoral college makes ZERO sense…
The electoral college makes ZERO sense…
🎵 Will the circle, be unbroken 🎶
🎵 Will the circle, be unbroken 🎶
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Join the conversation
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED