did your tattoos hurt?

It’s the haircut that gives them away

It’s the haircut that gives them away

i give up

Remember when I had the high ground?

Remember when I had the high ground?

100 is too long to wait

100 is too long to wait

whoopsie doodle

whoopsie doodle

You just need to squint

You just need to squint

don’t ask for red wine

don’t ask for red wine

Why can’t the doctor just come to me?

Why can’t the doctor just come to me?

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

when the dishes need to get done

when the dishes need to get done

hire them both

It’s the cowch or me

It’s the cowch or me

double bacon cheeseburger

double bacon cheeseburger

choose wisely

Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon

Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon