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Did you just assume my gender?

Did you just assume my gender?
the irony
the irony
aggressive petting
aggressive petting
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
I’d make the same decision
I’d make the same decision
Never ask a cat its weight
Never ask a cat its weight
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
*looks at clock with contempt*
*looks at clock with contempt*
midnight snacks are important
midnight snacks are important
PAW patrol after the kids go to bed
PAW patrol after the kids go to bed
they were on the list!
they were on the list!
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
he%26%238217%3Bs+trapped+in+a+house+of+his+design
he’s trapped in a house of his design
the+smoke+monster+always+finds+me
the smoke monster always finds me
we+were+trained+to+be+complete+wrecks
we were trained to be complete wrecks
i%26%238217%3Bd+be+speeding+too
i’d be speeding too
Join the conversation
let%26%238217%3Bs+go+fishing%21
let’s go fishing!
no+one+knows+what+happened+to+it
no one knows what happened to it
would+you+like+an+egg+in+these+trying+times%2C+god%3F
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
thanks+steve%2C+i+needed+to+hear+that
thanks steve, i needed to hear that
omg+so+often
omg so often
this+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+feel+very+safe
this doesn’t feel very safe
this+has+to+be+fake
this has to be fake
this+is+brilliant
this is brilliant