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Will not be taking calls after noon

Will not be taking calls after noon
Jesus show me the way!
Jesus show me the way!
And I took that personally, bub.
And I took that personally, bub.
Meet Belka, one of two K9 Cosmonauts returned to earth, USSR, circa 1961.
Meet Belka, one of two K9 Cosmonauts returned to earth, USSR, circa 1961.
Thanks, bae. You do good work.
Thanks, bae. You do good work.
So long and thanks for all the fish, Doug.
So long and thanks for all the fish, Doug.
Ultimate tax hax
Ultimate tax hax
Stop with the onions…
Stop with the onions…
Life can be rough, at times.
Life can be rough, at times.
Please do not violate my hippo.
Please do not violate my hippo.
Moms give bad advice, at times.
Moms give bad advice, at times.
Nobody here but us hens…
Nobody here but us hens…
In which Penn and Teller do Cameo
In which Penn and Teller do Cameo
This is how introverts are bourne, Anu.
This is how introverts are bourne, Anu.
Snitches get sprinkles.
Snitches get sprinkles.
At least the ice cream machine was working…
At least the ice cream machine was working…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Hands.
Hands.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…