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Will not be taking calls after noon

Will not be taking calls after noon
take no prisoners
take no prisoners
chose witchcraft over religion
chose witchcraft over religion
so inspirational
so inspirational
come join me on this log
come join me on this log
happy lump
happy lump
that’s not a cameraman, that’s the predator
that’s not a cameraman, that’s the predator
this is the story of star-crossed lovers
this is the story of star-crossed lovers
designated dog driver
designated dog driver
professional cat
professional cat
self feeding fire
self feeding fire
rage
rage
spared no expense
spared no expense
it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm
it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm
cost their entire life savings
cost their entire life savings
i’m going to side with billy butcher on this one
i’m going to side with billy butcher on this one
he+ghosted+her+to+keep+the+dog
he ghosted her to keep the dog
pup+needs+to+check+his+notifications
pup needs to check his notifications
your+dad+is+a+legend
your dad is a legend
haunted+wasp+demon++house
haunted wasp demon house
Join the conversation
perfect+grill+marks
perfect grill marks
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+patriotic+thing+to+do
it’s the patriotic thing to do
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
dad+knew+all+along
dad knew all along
well%2C+this+is+life+ruining
well, this is life ruining
and+then+he+gave+the+good+boi+a+treat
and then he gave the good boi a treat
for+science%21
for science!
if+only%26%238230%3B
if only…