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He had a thing for cankles…

He had a thing for cankles...
spared no expense
spared no expense
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
because you named her mozzarella
because you named her mozzarella
i would die
i would die
His other son is named kal-el
His other son is named kal-el
i know
i know
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
it takes commitment to be this heinous
it takes commitment to be this heinous
run
run
getting that mcticket
getting that mcticket
so satisfying
so satisfying
this should work on anyone
this should work on anyone
bring back classic coke
bring back classic coke
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
google always knows what you mean
google always knows what you mean
those+were+the+days
those were the days
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
what+a+hoot
what a hoot
just%26%238230%3Bone%26%238230%3Bmore%26%238230%3B
just…one…more…
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pathethics
pathethics
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+take
well that’s certainly one take
samwise+gamsleep
samwise gamsleep
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cherish+%28Sep+30%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cherish (Sep 30)
50%25+of+people+online%3A
50% of people online:
but+are+they+wrong%3F
but are they wrong?
character+archetypes+with+juxtaposed+partners+will+always+be+good
character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good
wait%2C+you+can+drink+it%3F
wait, you can drink it?