We gotta pump those numbers…

We gotta pump those numbers...

That’s not for eating .___.

That’s not for eating .___.

How to postpone your execution.

How to postpone your execution.

What a non-bogus babe Betty is.

What a non-bogus babe Betty is.

We’re not so different, you and I

We’re not so different, you and I

Dayum gurl

Starting is Progress

Starting is Progress

Well now you’ve gone and done it..

Well now you’ve gone and done it..

Every time I go to Best Buy

Every time I go to Best Buy

Smart phones are making us antisocial.

Smart phones are making us antisocial.

528 Carat Rough Opal

528 Carat Rough Opal

Chris Pratt isn’t the only one who worked out for Guardians of the Galaxy

Chris Pratt isn’t the only one who worked out for Guardians of the Galaxy

Chris Pratt before and after pics

Chris Pratt before and after pics

The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.

The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.

Oh, you were at work?

Oh, you were at work?

So you’re saying I’m fired…?

So you’re saying I’m fired…?