disney muppet remakes

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

flat earthers were right the whole time

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

toast and butter is an everyday phase

this is how many sides a circle has

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals