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i’m getting drunk just looking at this
i’m getting drunk just looking at this
we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising
we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising
rage rage against the dying of the light
rage rage against the dying of the light
he has risen
he has risen
furby glitches just make it more terrifying
furby glitches just make it more terrifying
the time is now
the time is now
no car can kill me
no car can kill me
never lose your sense of humor
never lose your sense of humor
he lives life on his own terms
he lives life on his own terms
you gotta fight, for your right, to party!
you gotta fight, for your right, to party!
she’s classically trained
she’s classically trained
it cost everything
it cost everything
the magic eight ball lied to me
the magic eight ball lied to me
inspirational women
inspirational women
reporting for duty, general booty!
reporting for duty, general booty!
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Join the conversation
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…