Onions make me feel things… – Gato, probably.

Onions make me feel things... - Gato, probably.

Best friends by order of dog law.

Best friends by order of dog law.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…

The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…

Truth in reporting, please.

Truth in reporting, please.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

I am having a legitimately bad time…

There are holes all over this plot…

There are holes all over this plot…

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

FOOL proof alarm clock

FOOL proof alarm clock

Cone them all.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Takebacks enabled.

Takebacks enabled.