These are Christopher Robin’s Real Stuffed Animals on Display at the New York Public Library.

These are Christopher Robin's Real Stuffed Animals on Display at the New York Public Library.

OMG PATRICK!

My actual mantra.

My actual mantra.

When I eat the last cookie…

When I eat the last cookie…

I heard you liked optical illusions.

I heard you liked optical illusions.

Whales are jerks.

Whales are jerks.

In an alternate universe.

In an alternate universe.

Infinity chocolate.

Infinity chocolate.

When North Korea strikes.

When North Korea strikes.

Bordering countries.

Bordering countries.

I live a very social life…

I live a very social life…

Hats change everything.

Hats change everything.

Happy Easter.

Self-defense for women.

Self-defense for women.

Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.

Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.

Patio to pool in less than two minutes.

Patio to pool in less than two minutes.