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disturbing but true

Duelling with Mark Twain
Duelling with Mark Twain
Long shot but it landed.
Long shot but it landed.
Get ya’ nails did, darling.
Get ya’ nails did, darling.
World’s Greatest May may
World’s Greatest May may
Fauci do that.
Fauci do that.
Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow would like to speak to your manager, circa 1995.
Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow would like to speak to your manager, circa 1995.
Put down the * insert fake news media here* and slowly back away…
Put down the * insert fake news media here* and slowly back away…
I can hear them from here…
I can hear them from here…
The one true king of Thailand.
The one true king of Thailand.
T R A N S F O R M A T I O N
T R A N S F O R M A T I O N
Pom Pom!
Pom Pom!
Vv cool, everyone.
Vv cool, everyone.
Nestlé would be proud.
Nestlé would be proud.
A rat being given anaesthesia. Good night, sweet rodent.
A rat being given anaesthesia. Good night, sweet rodent.
It really is exactly like that…
It really is exactly like that…
You%26%238217%3Bre+a+kinky+idiot%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+you%26%238230%3B
You’re a kinky idiot, aren’t you…
Washington+State+Murder+Hornet+eradication+team+2020.
Washington State Murder Hornet eradication team 2020.
Pretty+smrt+if+you+were+wondering+my+opinion.
Pretty smrt if you were wondering my opinion.
%2Agets+on+a+subway%2A
*gets on a subway*
Join the conversation
A+nurse+is+looking+for+a+smol+vein.
A nurse is looking for a smol vein.
A+melanistic+deer.
A melanistic deer.
The+beautiful%2C+however+unfriendly%2C+white-browed+tit-warbler.
The beautiful, however unfriendly, white-browed tit-warbler.
What+is+your+Pumptronus%3F
What is your Pumptronus?
Oh%2C+there+you+are%2C+Elizabeth.
Oh, there you are, Elizabeth.
Full+responsibility%2C+you+say%26%238230%3B%3F
Full responsibility, you say…?
Seal+surprised+with+a+giant+iced+fish+cake+on+his+31st+birthday%21
Seal surprised with a giant iced fish cake on his 31st birthday!
Thanks%2C+Jake.+You+went+above+the+call+of+duty.
Thanks, Jake. You went above the call of duty.