does anyone what flavor it really is???

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

baby faced swamp witch

do you even lift, nerd girl?

the first day of school every year

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

just passing through

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

all of this is factual

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

spare him his life from this monstrosity!

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

when a problem comes around, you must —

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals