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dog eat dog

omg so often
omg so often
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
giddy up!
giddy up!
mine
mine
heeded
heeded
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
we were trained to be complete wrecks
we were trained to be complete wrecks
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
cooking+with+religion
cooking with religion
your+tongue+knows
your tongue knows
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
Join the conversation
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
this+is+why+we+need+educational+reform
this is why we need educational reform
my+spirit+animal
my spirit animal
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
lithium%2C+something+in+the+way%2C+and+smells+like+teen+spirit
lithium, something in the way, and smells like teen spirit
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine