Dogs and their avatars.

Dogs and their avatars.

Never trust a writer.

Never trust a writer.

Surprises for the drunk one

Surprises for the drunk one

Sci Fi vs. Reality

Sci Fi vs. Reality

How do I sign up for this?

How do I sign up for this?

*watches Netflix happily*

*watches Netflix happily*

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Jokes on me…

Writing is hard.

Writing is hard.

Why you all mad, tho?

Why you all mad, tho?

This bear naps.

This bear naps.

Take off from Australia, land in China

Take off from Australia, land in China

Join us!

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.