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ming-na wen is ageless

ming-na wen is ageless
From that first moment I laid my eyes on you…
From that first moment I laid my eyes on you…
I hate nature.
I hate nature.
Your perfect match!
Your perfect match!
Humble pie.
Humble pie.
HE’S A GUY!
HE’S A GUY!
Sharks have been spotted in this pool.
Sharks have been spotted in this pool.
The cycle of life.
The cycle of life.
I heard you like Nickelback…
I heard you like Nickelback…
Do want.
Do want.
The bike thief.
The bike thief.
Seductive cat.
Seductive cat.
Why is the floor wet?
Why is the floor wet?
Morality vs. religion.
Morality vs. religion.
Anti-joke chicken never stops not joking.
Anti-joke chicken never stops not joking.
What if Axe Body Spray was invented by women.
What if Axe Body Spray was invented by women.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…