Beware the gate keepers.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

To cucumber is to human.

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Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Well, it was worth a try.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

This is a win win, win situation.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

We call it the toe crusher.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.