i’d still take dry heat over humidity anyday

If children were in charge of the world…

Free gunlocks for the masses.

This is what we call the long con.

You’ve lost my patronage.

Vikings filed horizontal lines in to their teeth; no one person can say why this was done, apparently.

#freethenipple

Fight the good fight.

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Bless the toad man.

Cool it, Dalmer.

Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro suggests pooping only every other day to reduce pollution

Give yourself credit, regularly.

Some people are worried about carbon footprints…

Never go to Mars, actually.

*stares in to the abyss*