don’t do this

The density is beyond normal limits.

The density is beyond normal limits.

Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…

Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…

The many potat of Peru.

The many potat of Peru.

Lions do not make any sense, on occasion.

Lions do not make any sense, on occasion.

OK now do nickles.

OK now do nickles.

The anatomically correct coffee mug.

The anatomically correct coffee mug.

This was written by a proper therapist.

This was written by a proper therapist.

Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.

Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.

He’s our special boy…

He’s our special boy…

Let the people have their brisket, IMO.

Let the people have their brisket, IMO.

Beware of the gaggle.

Beware of the gaggle.

When mom understands you.

When mom understands you.

You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.

You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.

Someone scream all clear from the hill tops.

Someone scream all clear from the hill tops.

Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…

Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…