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The CIA headquarters has it’s own Starbucks, but baristas aren’t allowed to write any names on cups or give loyalty points for purchases. Allegedly.

The CIA headquarters has it’s own Starbucks, but baristas aren’t allowed to write any names on cups or give loyalty points for purchases. Allegedly.

VV cool, Taffy. I needed that today.

VV cool, Taffy. I needed that today.

Wear a mask or go to jail, circa Cali 1918.

Wear a mask or go to jail, circa Cali 1918.

It’s as majestic as it is practical, IMO.

It’s as majestic as it is practical, IMO.

Reach across my lap big boi.

Reach across my lap big boi.

Skirts it is, boys.

Skirts it is, boys.

We are force feeding the gators meth, people.

We are force feeding the gators meth, people.

HAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHT

HAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHT

Give it back, IMO.

Give it back, IMO.

Beards change everything.

Beards change everything.

DIY prehistoric chicken raptors.

DIY prehistoric chicken raptors.

Become the flower child you always wanted to be, this year. Why not? – Zoidberg, probably.

Become the flower child you always wanted to be, this year. Why not? – Zoidberg, probably.

R E C I E V E THE S L I M E

R E C I E V E THE S L I M E

The bread is bears.

The bread is bears.

Zoom certified MD.

Zoom certified MD.