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this is the shed of a sane person
this is the shed of a sane person
he’s tired of living on earth
he’s tired of living on earth
duolingo is relentless
duolingo is relentless
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
sounds like something a poisonous cake would say
sounds like something a poisonous cake would say
when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor
when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor
the best pants you can fall down stairs in
the best pants you can fall down stairs in
my kind of salad bar
my kind of salad bar
dun dun… dun dun…
dun dun… dun dun…
the final boss is definitely compensating for something
the final boss is definitely compensating for something
the lids just go… poof
the lids just go… poof
i wonder who it could be from!
i wonder who it could be from!
back in my day…
back in my day…
this is my super villain origin story
this is my super villain origin story
Two-year-olds+today.
Two-year-olds today.
Life+tip.
Life tip.
It%26%238217%3Bs+Genetics%21
It’s Genetics!
Six+months+ago%2C+at+age+25%2C+my+wife+was+diagnosed+with+cancer.+Her+last+chemotherapy+treatment+was+yesterday+%28she%26%238217%3Bs+now+cancer-free%29.+Cost+of+healthcare%3A+%2497%2C247.56.+This+is+why+you+need+insurance.
Six months ago, at age 25, my wife was diagnosed with cancer. Her last chemotherapy treatment was yesterday (she’s now cancer-free). Cost of healthcare: $97,247.56. This is why you need insurance.
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Emma+Stone+and+Andrew+Garfield+kissing.
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield kissing.
It%26%238217%3Bs+important+to+remember+this.
It’s important to remember this.
This+is+sexy%2C+this+is+not.
This is sexy, this is not.
Educate+your+children.
Educate your children.
Dog+goes+for+a+swim+with+Dolphins.
Dog goes for a swim with Dolphins.
A+ring+carved+from+a+single+diamond.+It+weights+150+carats+and+is+valued+at+%2470+million.
A ring carved from a single diamond. It weights 150 carats and is valued at $70 million.
Breaking+Awkward
Breaking Awkward
When+a+child+swallows+cleaning+product%26%238230%3B
When a child swallows cleaning product…