I’d Rather talk to actual scientists…

flying is like living in the wild west

untitled klingon goose game

sea urchins love hats

never letting go

i live at the zoo now

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

money on gandalf

purr-fect

forever young

it has stories to tell

yes, please

there’s no way a home made this soup

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses