How to retire early for (f)un and profit.

The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

if only they had done a high school musical and breaking bad crossover event!

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny

Are you coming to beer fest?

What are you thoughts on Clerks 3? Are you interested at all?

Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did