drink a glass right now

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

do you want ants to take over the world?

he’s into ska

whatever it takes to build out my library

do you remember what movie this is from?

the cow cat says, “meeooooo”

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

do it for the bragging rights

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

dads always ask the most important questions

i can’t believe we used to find random restaurants in here to order from without being able to vet them on yelp first

when kirby turns heel we’re all getting swallowed alive

happens every day