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A man is retired, now.

A man is retired, now.
How to make the perfect ice cream sundae.
How to make the perfect ice cream sundae.
My wallet is like an onion…
My wallet is like an onion…
Well, that changes things.
Well, that changes things.
I have puppies instead of children…
I have puppies instead of children…
Stormtrooper cake wins the Internets.
Stormtrooper cake wins the Internets.
If guns don’t kill people…
If guns don’t kill people…
Just ordering some fast food.
Just ordering some fast food.
Sitting is killing you.
Sitting is killing you.
History is insane.
History is insane.
Alright… who farted?
Alright… who farted?
Spongebob! No!
Spongebob! No!
Officially creeped out.
Officially creeped out.
A conversation with my 12 year old self.
A conversation with my 12 year old self.
Programming languages.
Programming languages.
Define immature…
Define immature…
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
Join the conversation
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
A+gum+recycler+made+out+of+gum+in+London
A gum recycler made out of gum in London
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.