All hail the Red (sauce) White and Blue

All hail the Red (sauce) White and Blue

Britney caught them all.

Britney caught them all.

I was not prepared for this reversie.

I was not prepared for this reversie.

I know just the thing…

I know just the thing…

Asian Jim is still out there living his best life, apparently.

Asian Jim is still out there living his best life, apparently.

Sometimes your timing is just off.

Sometimes your timing is just off.

Kayleigh, stop being such a Nancy.

Kayleigh, stop being such a Nancy.

You do you, girl.

You do you, girl.

Can I get a little officer safety, please?

Can I get a little officer safety, please?

Curious…

Reported.

If you’re sick still come…

If you’re sick still come…

Charlotte Dower is my monster.

Charlotte Dower is my monster.

PSA: Don’t pay people to make money off of your money.

PSA: Don’t pay people to make money off of your money.

Won’t somebody please think of the dinosours?

Won’t somebody please think of the dinosours?

Don’t antagonize your pet bass.

Don’t antagonize your pet bass.