‘TL;DR’, Comcast CEO, probably.

That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]

Wide awake, actually.

bLuE eYeD aMeriCaN jEsUs

Who cares! Shovel it in faster!

When you play an evil guy in GOT so well that you get cast as Hitler…

When the internet viciously attacks your grandma…

David Gilmour, Lead guitar in Pink Floyd, sold his guitars for $21 mil. USD and promptly donated it to ClientEarth, an organization fighting climate change.

Be good to each other.

Addict approved…

Teachers vs guns. An open dialogue.

Your issues are outstanding and beyond help.

Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.

The Ketchup Wars of 2020

Clearly we have communication issues… Debbie.

Have it your way.