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Being the first to post about a major incident to Twitter starterpack

Being the first to post about a major incident to Twitter starterpack
Weaponize your airbags.
Weaponize your airbags.
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Me and my murder crew.
Me and my murder crew.
A Bee’s Life.
A Bee’s Life.
High adventure sun bathing.
High adventure sun bathing.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Words.
Words.
That settles it, actually.
That settles it, actually.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Crocodiles struggle in band class.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Sgt Willam Harvey Carney circa 1865.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
I think I nailed the technical interview…
I think I nailed the technical interview…
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
No+shame.
No shame.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…