instincts at large

instincts at large

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The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Not the most economical death…

Not the most economical death…

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

Give to me the large dumple.

Give to me the large dumple.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Grandmother, stop.

Grandmother, stop.