Drama by Geoff

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

skank across america

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

and the cat never returned

I’m fine

does anyone object?

generation hobbit

interesting interpretation

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

natty and noods: the deal of the century

modest zombies

the safest way to travel my ass

you can se the spite in its eyes

and now i’m one lego set richer