dumpster d(r)iver

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

an easy guide to help you portion your food

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

you cicada be kidding me!

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

flat earthers were right the whole time

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go