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Vegan bloggers demanding free food at a Michelin star restaurant in exchange for blog posts.
Vegan bloggers demanding free food at a Michelin star restaurant in exchange for blog posts.
Almost had him…
Almost had him…
How to break your eyephone.
How to break your eyephone.
вежливая кошка не просит
вежливая кошка не просит
I can’t eat these now…
I can’t eat these now…
Relationship goals.
Relationship goals.
Nemo, go home.
Nemo, go home.
Which one of y’all let your uncle travel alone
Which one of y’all let your uncle travel alone
Cue theme song
Cue theme song
Michelle cleans house.
Michelle cleans house.
Nah you good
Nah you good
Works Every Time
Works Every Time
Growing up is full of realizations…
Growing up is full of realizations…
When you break a spam bot…
When you break a spam bot…
gonna+have+to+unfollow+a+lot+of+things%2C+if+we%26%238217%3Bre+being+honest
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
looks+like+toilet+snakes+aren%26%238217%3Bt+the+only+thing+to+be+worried+about+when+going+to+the+bathroom+anymore
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
oh+no+is+an+understatement
oh no is an understatement
this+is+what+stress+looks+like.+This+makes+me+so+uncomfortable
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
Join the conversation
if+you+ever+need+to+distract+a+guy%2C+just+ask+him+this+simple+question
if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question
if+alanis+morisette+owned+a+landscaping+company
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
when+you+really+want+to+let+someone+know+you+like+them%2C+throw+a+piano
when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano
You+know+Marvel+is+running+out+of+ideas+when+Toilet+King+enters+the+MCU
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
do+they+make+this+vest+in+adult+human+sizes%3F
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
pandas+are+the+slowest+creators+of+chaos+known+to+humankind
pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind
today+on+lies+we+tell+other+people+to+sound+more+impressive+than+we+are
today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are
You+never+know.+the+guy+asking+might+be+into+penguin+onesies
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies