Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

and the cat never returned

the safest way to travel my ass

skank across america

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

interesting interpretation

I’m fine

natty and noods: the deal of the century

parenting done right

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

generation hobbit

modest zombies

does anyone object?

you can se the spite in its eyes

and now i’m one lego set richer