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Scumbag Cupid.
Scumbag Cupid.
Valentine’s day is cancelled.
Valentine’s day is cancelled.
But it’s still on the list.
But it’s still on the list.
Teenager (noun).
Teenager (noun).
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
DJ Dog.
DJ Dog.
Einsteinian love.
Einsteinian love.
Just chopping onions…
Just chopping onions…
Pun!
Pun!
It’s not the end of the world…
It’s not the end of the world…
Flow chart of a cat lady.
Flow chart of a cat lady.
Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.
Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.
I’ll be my own Valentine…
I’ll be my own Valentine…
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Non committal Valentines.
Non committal Valentines.
Uhm%2C+could+you+not%3F
Uhm, could you not?
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+the+best.
It’s for the best.
%2Adoubt%2A
*doubt*
2-day+delivery+is+purrfect.
2-day delivery is purrfect.
Join the conversation
Manatee+skeletons+have+manos.
Manatee skeletons have manos.
Making+sure+the+vegans+always+have+an+option.
Making sure the vegans always have an option.
Help+your+gran+with+the+techno+stuff.
Help your gran with the techno stuff.
Shaken+Astronaut+Syndrome
Shaken Astronaut Syndrome
I+would+never+have+pleased+you%2C+no+matter+what.
I would never have pleased you, no matter what.
Heard.
Heard.
He+gives+kids+a+%242+discount+if+they+read+a+book+out+loud+during+their+haircut.
He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.
Who+should+we+make+pay+for+it%2C+though%3F
Who should we make pay for it, though?