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Words.

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grandpa throwing shade. lol
grandpa throwing shade. lol
our sincere aology
our sincere aology
i’m up, but am i really awake?
i’m up, but am i really awake?
he knows he’s a legend
he knows he’s a legend
i said that out loud?
i said that out loud?
smart and funny. a true legend
smart and funny. a true legend
well played, hooman
well played, hooman
deliveries expected monthly
deliveries expected monthly
cha cha cha!
cha cha cha!
double edged insult
double edged insult
i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…
i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…
did he super size it?
did he super size it?
thoughts?
thoughts?
my favorite stormtrooper helmet
my favorite stormtrooper helmet
it’s. for. my. peacocks.
it’s. for. my. peacocks.
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
Join the conversation
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…
PSA+Please+protect+pupper+paws.
PSA Please protect pupper paws.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…