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3.5 metric tons

3.5 metric tons
Just some numbers.
Just some numbers.
Prison: The secret’s out.
Prison: The secret’s out.
So meta right now.
So meta right now.
Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Have you seen my going-out monocle?
Like.
Like.
Dueling toilets.
Dueling toilets.
Tobacco will kill you!
Tobacco will kill you!
Awareness test.
Awareness test.
Genius.
Genius.
Fencing.
Fencing.
Would you still watch Twilight if…
Would you still watch Twilight if…
Freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Freshly squeezed orange Jews.
Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.
Attorneys at awwwwwwwww.
How to stay married.
How to stay married.
Ghost stories.
Ghost stories.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…