easy mistake to make

they’ll definitely grow back

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

fight the system!

death by roomba army

this should work on anyone

it just wants to have its voice heard

spared no expense

genius. dishonest, but genius

only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

now your kids can suffer just like you!

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

His other son is named kal-el

he became the clickbait he wanted to read

so satisfying