Next assignment, draw a gorilla.

up? down? sideways

This is a brilliant grandpa move

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

write the next line of this story

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?