Feeling Lucky?

It knows when you are sleeping…

It knows when you are sleeping...
Every damn time.
Every damn time.
Actual humans are saying these things…
Actual humans are saying these things…
How old are you?!
How old are you?!
What is a dad?
What is a dad?
I could bathe here.
I could bathe here.
This is what an addiction to fetch looks like
This is what an addiction to fetch looks like
You have no power here!
You have no power here!
My favorite type of people.
My favorite type of people.
Me.
Me.
Look at these two friends playing together! Isn’t it sweet?
Look at these two friends playing together! Isn’t it sweet?
Walking in to Costco
Walking in to Costco
Suddenly cat.
Suddenly cat.
The 50 BMG Revolver.
The 50 BMG Revolver.
Do you want some problems?
Do you want some problems?
And will kill you too!
And will kill you too!
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Hands.
Hands.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Classy.
Classy.
No+shame.
No shame.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?