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He Couldn’t Resist

He Couldn't Resist
My dog left me a present.
My dog left me a present.
Chew-Bach-a
Chew-Bach-a
Febreze bomb.
Febreze bomb.
Words.
Words.
Tips for success with women.
Tips for success with women.
A diagram of me.
A diagram of me.
How to make cotton candy.
How to make cotton candy.
Mmmmm syrup…
Mmmmm syrup…
How I feel after a power nap.
How I feel after a power nap.
You’re next.
You’re next.
History of the world.
History of the world.
How to use chopsticks.
How to use chopsticks.
White people problems.
White people problems.
What my alarm sounds like.
What my alarm sounds like.
I can relate.
I can relate.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Join the conversation
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)