Just my luck.

one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac

a very very small bite

deliciously preserved

mcdonald’s released a happy meal for adults and the response has been… interesting

endless teleportation confusion

don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes

bless the rain

would buy all their albums

happy feet

g is for gnat

children are the devil

thanks for your opinion no one asked for

the face the moment it realized it made a terrible mistake

therapy dip

pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these