*awkwardly turns and exits8

*awkwardly turns and exits8

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Is this true?

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

mind blown

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally