and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

Keanu would be proud.

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

How to tell if your teacher plays Fortnite.

Learning to work the system.

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…

Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

In Dubai, trees are precious.

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

*carefully calculated terrorism*

No teeth, no problem.

But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.

Stop whispering at me, child.

Fang Shui

Birtches acquired…