and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

no browser is safe from firefox

no browser is safe from firefox

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

you had a good run

you had a good run

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!