Feeling Lucky?

If you give a librarian a gun…

If you give a librarian a gun...
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
can’t fight fate
can’t fight fate
roar
roar
time is money
time is money
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
he’s not small
he’s not small
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
Radar%21
Radar!
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
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Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
The+hero+of+the+season.
The hero of the season.
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.