Doggo does a scoot.

How are you guys so happy?

Are you a person trapped in a cat’s body?

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Bob’s a breather…

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

What? It’s refreshing.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Goodbye, old friend… you’ve served us well enough I guess.

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Instagram economics 101