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I will drink you under the table.

I will drink you under the table.
zelda in german
zelda in german
murder mittz
murder mittz
turns out the problem was me the whole time
turns out the problem was me the whole time
scuba vampires
scuba vampires
g is for gnat
g is for gnat
this is terrifying
this is terrifying
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes
you might be a cat if…
you might be a cat if…
she’s so happy
she’s so happy
children are the devil
children are the devil
only in australia
only in australia
compliments to the chef
compliments to the chef
one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac
one hand on the wheel, the other on the big mac
pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these
pretty sure my thumb is permanently damaged from these
worth the risk
worth the risk
To%3A+FBI%2C+NSA%2C+CIA+%26%238211%3B+In+light+of+the+recent+bombings+and+stabbings+across+America%26%238230%3B
To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…
Shots+fired%21
Shots fired!
Seen+in+Woodstock%2C+NY
Seen in Woodstock, NY
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
Join the conversation
Do+you+even+work+here%3F
Do you even work here?
Where+your+scallop+is+farmed
Where your scallop is farmed
Christopher+Lee+how+we+miss+you.
Christopher Lee how we miss you.
%26quot%3BYou+made+the+mess%2C+you+clean+it+up.%26quot%3B
"You made the mess, you clean it up."
Patton+Oswald%26%238217%3Bs+post+emmy+celebration+%26quot%3BThis+%23Emmys+after+party+is+off+da+CHAIN%21%26quot%3B
Patton Oswald’s post emmy celebration "This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!"
For+the+sinner+on+the+go
For the sinner on the go
Too+soon.
Too soon.
Take+care+of+youre+kids
Take care of youre kids